Suck UK Dead Fred

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  • Sometimes a hard day's work can fray a nerve
  • Take your frustrations out on this silicone sucker
  • Dead Fred is the perfect place to keep your best pen - whether Fred likes it or not
  • Add a bit of black humour to your desk or workspace

Product Details

Your boss comes over and starts recalling a list of tasks she needs you to do. Wait a minute, where is your pen? It’s not on your desk anymore. You start rummaging around in your drawer filled to the brim with rubbish; totally inefficient and highly unprofessional. There goes any chance of that promotion. But do not fear, Dead Fred pen holder is here to save the day; a highly practical (and humorous) edition to your desktop stationery collection.

Made from silicone rubber and available in a bright red colour to stand out from the dull tones of your colleagues stationery, the Dead Fred pen holder is extremely portable and saves you having to rummage around in your bottomless desk drawer each time you want to take a note. It’s also a great stress reliever.


  • One Dead Fred Pen Holder
  • A great addition to your desk - stops your pen from doing its infamous disappearing act
  • Available in red
  • Made from silicone rubber
  • Dimensions: 6.5cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 2.5cm (D)